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20. “It’s hardware that makes a machine fast. It’s software that makes a fast machine slow.”
19. “The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.”
18. “Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.” ~Author Unknown
17. “Computers must be female. No one but the creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.” ~Author Unknown
16. “What boots up must come down.” ~Author Unknown
15. “Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.” ~Werner von Braun
14.“I wish life had an Undo function. ~Author Unknown”
13. "To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy” ~Brian M. Porter, 1998
12. “At least my pencil never crashes!” ~Author
11.“The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.” ~Sydney J. Harris
10. “The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.” ~Author Unknown
9. “Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.” ~John F. Kennedy
8. “In God we trust, all others we virus scan.” ~Author Unknown
7.“If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.” ~One of Murphy's Laws of Technology
6.“I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.” ~Author Unknown
5.“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.” ~Andy Rooney
4.“Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?” ~Author Unknown
3.“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila”. ~Mitch Ratcliffe
2. “Computers have lots of memory but no imagination”. ~Author Unknown
1.“Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months”. ~Clifford Stoll

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